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45 Workout Quotes: Funny, Inspirational & Encouraging

Are you looking for inspiration, encouragement and maybe even a good laugh as you gear up to exercise? We’ve got you covered!

Funny Workout Quotes

  1. “Unless you puke, faint, or die, keep going!” – Jillian Michaels
  2. “The only B.S. I need in my life is breakfast and squats.” – Unknown
  3. “Life is short. Lift heavy things.” – Unknown
  4. “Sweat is your fat crying.” – Unknown
  5. “Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body.” – Cher
  6. “Weights before dates.” – Unknown
  7. “I don’t sweat, I sparkle.” – Unknown
  8. “Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane.” – Gigi Hadid
  9. “My favorite machine at the gym is the television.” – Unknown
  10. “Life has its ups and downs. We call them squats.” – Unknown

Inspirational Workout Quotes

  1. “We cannot start over. But we can begin now and make a new ending.” – Zig Ziglar
  2. “All great achievements require time.” – Maya Angelou
  3. “Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can’t.” – Jerry Rice
  4. “Strive for progress, not perfection.” – Unknown
  5. “It’s going to be a journey. It’s not a sprint to get in shape.” – Kerri Walsh Jennings
  6. “Create healthy habits, not restrictions.” – Unknown
  7. “Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do.” – Oprah Winfrey
  8. “If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.” – Unknown
  9. “Making excuses burns zero calories per hour.” – Unknown
  10. “If something stands between you and your success, move it. Never be denied.” – Dwayne Johnson
  11. “The real workout starts when you want to stop.” – Ronnie Coleman
  12. “The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow.” – Unknown
  13. “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
  14. “We can push ourselves further. We always have more to give.” – Simone Biles
  15. “Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.” – Gene Tunney
  16. “A champion is someone who gets up when they can’t.” – Jack Dempsey
  17. “The difference between try and triumph is a little ‘umph.'”- Marvin Phillips
  18. “Confidence comes from discipline and training.” – Robert Kiyosaki
  19. “Keep working even when no one is watching.” – Alex Morgan
  20. “All progress takes place outside the comfort zone.” – Michael John Bobak


Encouraging Workout Quotes

  1. “Don’t count the days, make the days count.” – Muhammad Ali
  2. “Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.” – Unknown
  3. “Nothing will work unless you do.” – Maya Angelou
  4. “You’re only one workout away from a good mood.” – Unknown
  5. “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky
  6. “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit.” – Aristotle
  7. “Do something today that your future self will thank you for.” – Unknown
  8. “If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you.” – Fred Devito
  9. “Every champion was once a contender that refused to give up.” – Sylvester Stallone
  10. “I train to be the best in the world on my worst day.” – Ronda Rousey
  11. “Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.” – Lance Armstrong
  12. “Our greatest glory is not in forever falling, but in rising every time we fall.” – Confucius
  13. “You must do the thing you think you cannot do.” – Elanor Roosevelt
  14. “Get comfortable with being uncomfortable.” – Jillian Michaels
  15. “Success is what comes after you stop making excuses.” – Luis Galarza

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